Me: "Hi, nice vest."
Her: "Thanks"
Me: "Don't tell me.. its a family heirloom, right?"
Her: "N-n-n-o, its v-v-v-v-v-Vintage!"
I assume she's faking and wants to play.
Me, smiling: "Wow, how l-l-l-long have you been a s-s-s-tutterer?"
Her: "F-F-F-Fuck you!" Runs off crying.
Later I apologized and offered her a drink. She refused.
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